The Sloppy Slide
A long time ago, I was at a bad point in my life. I was watching elimiDate twice a week, every nite. It wasn't pretty. I blame it on the stresses involved with writing a BA. Anyway, since then, my elimiDate watchign really slacked off. And I wonder, did I really miss out?
Probably not.
But then, just now (literally), I saw an amazing segment. I wonder what else I could have missed. let's assume that the past few years have been filled with similar genius. I mean, I doubt it, but you never know.
There's one dude, and four girls. His first ice-breaker? To run everyoen down a slip n' slide. Or, as he calls it, "The Sloppy Slide". And the whole bit is filled with girls in bikinis, and them trying to oil eachother up (which i don't really get, since, like, with a slip n' slide, you don't need extra oil - the damned slide is plenty slippery _hence the name_). but yeah - can you spell gratuitous? if not, just watch that segment.
and there's talk of two girls going down on the slide at the same time, and so the dude is like. "YOU SHOULD KISS!" b/c, clearly, that's relevant. and then all four girls straddle the "sloppy slide" and the guy slides through all four pairs of legs... and, man... it's tough to imagine a better segment on reality tv.
now, don't get me wrong, I'm not advocating this sort of behaviour. It's wrong, and degrades women. I mean that, since I'm a sensitive guy.
Shit, my sarcasm is finally getting in the way of my sincerity.
I should avoid any further trouble tonight by watching the motorcyle quasi-documentary on Mtv2 that is aired on some local broadcast channel. well, before I get to that, one last elimiDate report - they're still in bikinis, and in some pool. He's calling it an orgy. I would beg to differ. It takes more than that to make it an orgy. I think, too, that this entire date is in the guy's backyard. being a sensitive guy, I still know that you need a better date than just hanging out in your backyard to make the right impression. shit! I should write a book: How to Get Women: Don't Plan Dates in your Backyard. There's a homosexual subtext there, I think, but I'll let it sit for now.
ddm
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A long time ago, I was at a bad point in my life. I was watching elimiDate twice a week, every nite. It wasn't pretty. I blame it on the stresses involved with writing a BA. Anyway, since then, my elimiDate watchign really slacked off. And I wonder, did I really miss out?
Probably not.
But then, just now (literally), I saw an amazing segment. I wonder what else I could have missed. let's assume that the past few years have been filled with similar genius. I mean, I doubt it, but you never know.
There's one dude, and four girls. His first ice-breaker? To run everyoen down a slip n' slide. Or, as he calls it, "The Sloppy Slide". And the whole bit is filled with girls in bikinis, and them trying to oil eachother up (which i don't really get, since, like, with a slip n' slide, you don't need extra oil - the damned slide is plenty slippery _hence the name_). but yeah - can you spell gratuitous? if not, just watch that segment.
and there's talk of two girls going down on the slide at the same time, and so the dude is like. "YOU SHOULD KISS!" b/c, clearly, that's relevant. and then all four girls straddle the "sloppy slide" and the guy slides through all four pairs of legs... and, man... it's tough to imagine a better segment on reality tv.
now, don't get me wrong, I'm not advocating this sort of behaviour. It's wrong, and degrades women. I mean that, since I'm a sensitive guy.
Shit, my sarcasm is finally getting in the way of my sincerity.
I should avoid any further trouble tonight by watching the motorcyle quasi-documentary on Mtv2 that is aired on some local broadcast channel. well, before I get to that, one last elimiDate report - they're still in bikinis, and in some pool. He's calling it an orgy. I would beg to differ. It takes more than that to make it an orgy. I think, too, that this entire date is in the guy's backyard. being a sensitive guy, I still know that you need a better date than just hanging out in your backyard to make the right impression. shit! I should write a book: How to Get Women: Don't Plan Dates in your Backyard. There's a homosexual subtext there, I think, but I'll let it sit for now.
ddm
email me
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