Dispatch from Pittsburgh
So, it seems that my 8:40 PM connecting flight in Pittsburgh has now become a 9:40 PM connecting flight. It could be worse - as far as airports go, this one is pretty stocked. I could go shopping at The Gap, or The Body Shop, two stores that in my non-airport life I might actually shop at. I could also go to Victoria's Secret, except that I have no one to buy anything for, and I'm not really into them for myself. Or maybe I should pick up a suit from Brooks Brothers? Additionally, there is a plethora of places with booze, like TGIFridays, and places like that. but there's some sort of a game on, and I'm so tired that even a wine cooler would probably knock me out. Though, at the Charley's Steakery across the way, they do have 22 oz. drafts for $3.50. That's not too bad, even if the beer would be. We'll see. I do have... 1 hour, 40 minutes.
I should definately buy a magazine. That's what people do in airports. I could, at long last, buy porn in an airport. Certainly people do that, and I never have myself. I could cross that off my list. I actually don't have a list, and even if I did, I don't know that that would be on it.
Relatedly, another nice thing about PIT is that they have an airport-wide and airport-sponsored WIFi connection. So, I could download porn, instead of buying it. Granted, there are kids around, and that would hardly be nice for them to see what was going down on my computer (or should I say who, and on whom?). You know, all this talk of porn is kind of skeevy. I should move on.
I have made it through another holiday season, in terms of family-time. There is still on more holiday "to look forward to". I should be a hater on holidays - it gets me out of work, if nothing else. Hell, maybe I'm just a hater through and through. Some would certainly say I'm surly through and through. eh.
But yeah, I will get home, even if an hour later than I had firt thought. I do have a small burn on my hand from cooking, which I think of as a war wound, and is quite small and is hardly worht mentioning. I am laden with cookbooks and other assorted cooking supplies. I even have a new scarf. Lovely. but for all this material success - as they always say - i'm still left otherwise wanting. at the risk of repeating myself, eh.
And now my 9:40 PM connecting flight has been changed to a 10:25 PM connecting flight. that's pretty late. Maybe I'll make my rounds to Samuels' Brewhouse (both of them) and all three TGIFriday's that are here in PIT. Lord.
xoxo,
ddm
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So, it seems that my 8:40 PM connecting flight in Pittsburgh has now become a 9:40 PM connecting flight. It could be worse - as far as airports go, this one is pretty stocked. I could go shopping at The Gap, or The Body Shop, two stores that in my non-airport life I might actually shop at. I could also go to Victoria's Secret, except that I have no one to buy anything for, and I'm not really into them for myself. Or maybe I should pick up a suit from Brooks Brothers? Additionally, there is a plethora of places with booze, like TGIFridays, and places like that. but there's some sort of a game on, and I'm so tired that even a wine cooler would probably knock me out. Though, at the Charley's Steakery across the way, they do have 22 oz. drafts for $3.50. That's not too bad, even if the beer would be. We'll see. I do have... 1 hour, 40 minutes.
I should definately buy a magazine. That's what people do in airports. I could, at long last, buy porn in an airport. Certainly people do that, and I never have myself. I could cross that off my list. I actually don't have a list, and even if I did, I don't know that that would be on it.
Relatedly, another nice thing about PIT is that they have an airport-wide and airport-sponsored WIFi connection. So, I could download porn, instead of buying it. Granted, there are kids around, and that would hardly be nice for them to see what was going down on my computer (or should I say who, and on whom?). You know, all this talk of porn is kind of skeevy. I should move on.
I have made it through another holiday season, in terms of family-time. There is still on more holiday "to look forward to". I should be a hater on holidays - it gets me out of work, if nothing else. Hell, maybe I'm just a hater through and through. Some would certainly say I'm surly through and through. eh.
But yeah, I will get home, even if an hour later than I had firt thought. I do have a small burn on my hand from cooking, which I think of as a war wound, and is quite small and is hardly worht mentioning. I am laden with cookbooks and other assorted cooking supplies. I even have a new scarf. Lovely. but for all this material success - as they always say - i'm still left otherwise wanting. at the risk of repeating myself, eh.
And now my 9:40 PM connecting flight has been changed to a 10:25 PM connecting flight. that's pretty late. Maybe I'll make my rounds to Samuels' Brewhouse (both of them) and all three TGIFriday's that are here in PIT. Lord.
xoxo,
ddm
email me
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