My Bad
While I have never been interested in being fair and honest when I quote people, there are times when said quotees want the truth to be known. And I really can't blame them, and it even makes me feel bad that I let them down in the first place.
Okay, not really. And yet, to wit:
Date: Thu, 27 Nov 2003 09:03:48 -0600
From: Kyle
Subject: jar openers
To: danimalicious@lycos.com
I never said shit about the automatic jar opener being the height of opulence. Just decadence. It's like getting a robot to do your jerking off for you. Sheesh. I suppose it could be a sign of opulence if you actually have the counter space and available electrical outlets to put every stupid piece of kitchen shit like this out in the open.
Don't think differently of Kyle for anything I gave him credit for saying; instead, think of him as you will for what he has said in his own words.
-dan
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While I have never been interested in being fair and honest when I quote people, there are times when said quotees want the truth to be known. And I really can't blame them, and it even makes me feel bad that I let them down in the first place.
Okay, not really. And yet, to wit:
Date: Thu, 27 Nov 2003 09:03:48 -0600
From: Kyle
Subject: jar openers
To: danimalicious@lycos.com
I never said shit about the automatic jar opener being the height of opulence. Just decadence. It's like getting a robot to do your jerking off for you. Sheesh. I suppose it could be a sign of opulence if you actually have the counter space and available electrical outlets to put every stupid piece of kitchen shit like this out in the open.
Don't think differently of Kyle for anything I gave him credit for saying; instead, think of him as you will for what he has said in his own words.
-dan
email me

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