Ho hum. I am at work. I should even be working. Oh well. Can't win 'em all.

Instead, I am dedicating myself to planning a kick-ass halloween party. I am excited. You should be, too. In fact, I hope that you - yes, you who are reading this very post - can come. It will be on Friday, October 31. Email me (danimalicious@lycos.com) for more information. I live in Hyde Park/Woodlawn, and it'll be great. Especially if you live in the area, because there is never anything fun to do in this neighborhood on Halloween. Take it from me, I've lived there for 5 years.

I know, I'll copy the text from the save-the-date reminder that I wrote for our Halloween Party. That'll get you excited. Here, enjoy:

SUBJ: Something Wicked to Woodlawn Comes...

In a world...

Where in a mild-mannered apartment, PlayStation
and DirecTV rule the night. Where DSL is an
unholy succubus. Where the central heat lulls
residents into a dark, dreamless slumber.

But on Friday, October 31, 2003,

Things

Will

Change.


Tremble in Fear of *the* Halloween Party Event of
Woodlawn!

Gasp in Horror at the torrents of booze!!

Recoil in Terror as Davey, Armand and Dan reveal
their costumes to be the cast of Three’s Company –
Who will be John Ritter?! Who will be the
blonde?!?! And who will be the brunette?!?!?!

There will be costumes. There will be candy.
There may not be any survivors when day breaks.

Join us on Friday, October 31, 2003. If you dare…

Coming soon to 6211 South Woodlawn. More details
to follow.